I....need a beer. actually, not need, would like very much to partake in a tasty beverage.

**FEMALE PRAYER:

BEFORE I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP,
I PRAY FOR A MAN WHO'S NOT A CREEP.
ONE WHO'S HANDSOME, SMART AND STRONG,
ONE WHO LOVES TO LISTEN LONG
I PRAY THAT HE IS GAINFULLY EMPLOYED,
WHEN I SPEND HIS CASH, WON'T BE ANNOYED.
PULLS OUT MY CHAIR AND OPENS MY DOOR,
MASSAGES MY BACK AND BEGS TO DO MORE.
OH! SEND ME A MAN WHO'LL MAKE LOVE TO MY MIND,
KNOWS WHAT TO ANSWER TO "HOW BIG IS MY BEHIND?"
I PRAY THAT THIS MAN WILL LOVE ME TO NO END,
AND NEVER ATTEMPT TO HIT ON MY FRIEND.
AND AS I KNEEL AND PRAY BY MY BED,
I LOOK AT THE FOOL YOU SENT ME INSTEAD.
AMEN.

**MALE PRAYER:
I PRAY FOR A DEAF-MUTE NYMPHOMANIAC WITH HUGE BOOBS
WHO OWNS A LIQUOR STORE. AMEN.

Cool, I'll be there. thanks

Harness induced pathology

Fuego
am bringing spare harnesses and the guide book to gym

I told you so.
Did I not predict this friday nite?

what's that flaking noise....LOSER!!!

Hi Marc,
thanks so much for putting this trip together.
I wish I could go, but I didn't find out I'd come off the waitlist
'til I'd already made other plans! Hopefully it's not too late for
someone else, or maybe now somebody already planning to go can bring another
friend... or maybe it'll actually be a small odc group for a change :)
y'all have a great time; it's so beautiful there!!!
love, stephanie

Just added the archive. weird that it wasn't set before. do you guys have any links that you want to add, post em and I'll add them here.

For the bar/beer lover

Yosemite mutli-sport weekend...
Marc Jackson
Carl Armstrong
Skip Jones
Art Morimitsu
carole czapla
Jennifer Tsui
Stephanie Hong
Kate


HAHAHA

So I took the "All look the same" quiz. Yes they all look the same, but I still got an 11. As for the "Is your roommate a peak bagger?" There are a few things missing from that quiz...
-Enough gear spread across the floor to outfit a small scout troop.
-Knows the REI, Sierra Trading Post, Northern Mountain, Mountain Gear catalogues by heart.
-Can tell you the weight, down to the gram, of any given summit jacket
-Knows more than three German climbing words
-Has a book on the "worlds tallest peaks" on the back of the toilet
-Owns three pair of shoes, all by 5.10
-Goes to "Slideshows"
-Is "friends" with more than one person that has summited Everest
-Knows all the trade routes up Shasta, Rainier, Whitney, etc.
Well, you get the point... I think this list will be ongoing then I'll post it to RC.com. Other than that...Fuckity Fuck Fuck!

Nine days in Yosemite and Tuolomne.......
Classic routes on glaciated granite
5-6 pitch routes
Curry village pizza deck, beer and cards every night
Mosquitos big enough to carry off a poodle
Kirk constantly farting
The worlds Hottest spaghetti sauce (weak asses)
Big Ben, Parliament.
Central Pillar of Frenzy (grrrrrr)
retail cost
307.49 per person

time spent with friends making new memories
Priceless

Sorry I shouldn't have used my Calarado accent.

You bastard...lol I moved the cursor over the pic!!! haha

Worms?
Tapeworms, earthworms or those big scary Tremor kind of worms?

yellow, brown, white....I just have the warms.

jorge has yellow fever

A fall from stately pleasure

you can also just view the site from http://www.climblog.blogspot.com

it's about damn time!! :) so as you can see this is just a place to vent, if you will. Or post whateva ya want.

Hi all

So Dave...Is your roomate a Peak Bagger?

Do they really ALL LOOK SAME ? this was an interesting test. my results were that I was normal.

Google Toolbar Installed


This is pretty cool...It allows you to instantly blog the web page you look at.

hahahaha I love boobs if you do too click this link

I started lifting weights at the gym again.
Now I have a nice case of DOMS (delayed onset muscle soreness).
Where in the hell did all my strength go?
Perhaps I should follow Gordo's regimen of lying on the couch until I actually feel like doing something (hiking, climbing boarding etc.)
Bouldering at the gym is getting a bit tiresome too. They need to strip the cave cause the tape on many routes is starting to fall off again.

sounds like someone who's ego writes checks his body can't cash

" Bummer. Sounds like those guys broke a couple of golden rules of climbing.

SERENE! SERENE! SERENE!

-john kitt."

talking about the death on cathedral peak...this guy is a retard...this guy doesn't follow any of the "golden rules of climbing". Mister "I follow no one".


Ugh, just bored I am.

ha ha, farking sprint!!!!...one of the providers was messed up.

So good to be home, OK that's a lie!

2 hrs to go....

From Tim Bui
Art,
I assume Yos was awesome. I miss the days in the dirt man. I only climbing I have gotten in the last few weeks
has been in my dreams and checking out the climbing mags at the local borders books store. I think I will try to
get out this weekend and do some climbing here. Granted I will probably suck. In any event, have fun for me
down there.

Tim

Bear Sticks!
I forgot about bear sticks.
you guys should have bought some at REI

Women are EVIL
but so am I

Fuego, I can see the image below. I dunno why you can't see the images on my site, your browser must be whack!

Oh, buy North Face!

I may have to buy one of these


http://www.mess.be/badmotherfuckerwallet/

Hey does anyone want some pasta???

weak asses.

Dave have good time... Dave consider trip, part of birthday present. For Birthday Dave get 17 mosquito bites, skinned right hand, sore wrist and forearm from wood chopping, stinky feet from too many days in sandals, and sunburn on all extremeties including head. Dave also get great memories with friends, #11 hex, and desire to climb West Country, Hermaphrodite Flake, runout slab on Pywiak, and El Fuego's Mom.

In closing Dave want to say "Doesn't it suck to be home?"

So we survived the Trip with no major problems. We got to yose and climbed our climbs. DAMN CPF!! I will be back. Oh yes I will be back. We got up to tuolumne and got a site thanks to our ranger friends. Oh, btw Yosemite creek, really nice place to get away from it all. note to self: if we ever get assed out of a site we should go there. more to come.