Wednesday, September 10, 2003

El Fuego and his Perro, Kirk,
are camping in the desert. He sets up their tent and both are soon asleep.

Some hours later, El Fuego wakes his faithful friend.
"Kirk, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Kirk replies, "I see millions of stars, Big Guy."
What does that tell you?" asks El Fuego.

Kirk ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Chronologically, it appears to be approximately quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you, Big Guy?"

El Fuego is silent for a moment, and then says,
"Kirk, you pendejo. Someone has stolen our tent!"

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